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Tales From Westeros – The Bear & The Maiden Fair
And we’re back! What did you think of this round? My very first impression during this week’s episode was that the wildlings, bundled up in furs and what-have-you, look very strange against such a...
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Tales From Westeros – Second Sons
Hello minions…we’re getting dangerously close to the end of the third season of Game of Thrones and I think it’s safe to say that with a few glaringly obvious exceptions, it’s becoming increasingly...
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Tales From Westeros – The Rains of Castamere
I write this one a heavy heart, fellow Geeks. I think that’s all the intro I need today. This week’s episode of Game of Thrones opens with Robb Stark trying to figure his shit out. (Again.) At the...
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Tales From Westeros – Mhysa
Unfortunately, we’re at the end of this excellent season of Game of Thrones. I have one question to ask all of you—are you done mourning yet, or will you take the (non-Crow) Black for the rest of the...
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Dinosaurs Eat Man…Woman Inherits the Earth: Musings On Jurassic Park (Part 1)
For those of you that know me, it comes as no surprise to you that I have a tendency to become obsessed with things. My first real obsession came about in 1993. I was 8 years old and that obsession...
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Dinosaurs Eat Man…Woman Inherits the Earth: Musings On Jurassic Park (Part 2)
Welcome back! To catch up on the first part of this article, you can check it out here. If you’re ready to move on get ready because we’ve spared no expense. Meanwhile back at the compound… We find...
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Paulo Pinta Presents: Six Reasons Why Sylvester Stallone Has Broken Out of...
Hey there Evil Geek’s, here’s a companion piece to the Stallone Film Society’s Tango & Cash podcast and their Demolition Man podcast also, fresh from the mind of Paulo Pinta. Sylvester Stallone is...
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Tales From Westeros – The Lion and the Rose
Hi guys, are you ready to discuss this week’s Game of Thrones? I hear something crazy happened… This episode begins with what seems like a lovely frolic through the green Northern woods. At first I...
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Tales From Westeros – Breaker Of Chains
Hi fellow Geeks, ready to experience the aftermath of last week’s Purple Wedding? This episode opens up immediately after Joffrey’s death, with Cersei prostrate over his body and Tyrion standing...
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In Defense of Jaime Lannister, or An Indictment of David Benioff and D.B. Weiss
Morality is murky in Westeros. Since the very first episode when Ned Stark rendered the ultimate sentence to a Night’s Watch deserter, Game of Thrones showrunners D.B. Weiss and David Benioff have put...
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Tales From Westeros – Oathkeeper
The enslaved all have stories of how they became captives. During a conversation disguised as a language lesson, Dany’s interpreter Missandei and the Unsullied leader Grey Worm discuss their pasts and...
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Tales From Westeros – The First of His Name
Aaaand another king sits the Iron Throne. Tommen’s coronation is underway, and his nervous posture and expression is endearing when contrasted against Joffrey’s usual sprawled-leg entitlement. He...
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Tales From Westeros – The Laws of Gods and Men
We’ve been seeing and hearing a lot of talk about ships lately, and this episode opens with another one, sails boasting the new Baratheon fiery stag and carrying Stannis and Davos to…that’s a good...
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Tales From Westeros – Mockingbird
This episode begins with some good old fighting between siblings. Jaime is mad at Tyrion for undermining the deal he worked out with Tywin, in which Tyrion would be sent to the Wall rather than being...
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Tales From Westeros – The Mountain and the Viper
And another one bites the dust during last week’s episode, appropriately titled “The Mountain and the Viper”…but let’s start from the beginning, everyone. The opening scene is your typical “going-out”...
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Tales From Westeros – The Watchers on the Wall
HBO, and especially Game of Thrones, is known for penultimate episodes that deliver the biggest punches of the season. (See: Season 1, Ned Stark’s beheading; Season 2, the Battle of Blackwater Bay;...
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Guild Wars 2 Expansion News!
Hey there Evil Geeks! Today we’re featuring the first post from a new guest writer, The Fairy Wizard: You might have heard about the new expansion pack for Guild Wars 2, Heart of Thorns, which was...
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What’s Killing My Social Life This Week – Magicka: Wizard Wars
Are you tired of working in a depressingly dull environment? Is your prolonged, uninteresting day-to-day life getting in the way of your overall meaningless existence? Don’t you long for the day when...
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What’s Killing My Social Life This Week – Rymdkapsel (The Unpronounceable Game)
A cold, dark space devoid of all life and emotion. A hostile environment, where the last specks of existence have to survive wave after wave of merciless murder-bots. Only in a place as vile as that...
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What’s Killing My Social Life This Week – Papers, Please
Are you skipping through the wilderness, merrily picking flowers for your mate? Is your every waking moment a blissful high of infatuation and excitement? Do you long for the days when you’ll have to...
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What’s Killing My Social Life This Week – The Legend of Korra
Are you a fan of the Legend of Korra series? Actually don’t answer that, it was a stupid question. I mean, it’s got awesome ladies kicking butt and looking good whilst doing it. Who could hate that?...
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What’s (Not) Killing My Social Life This Week – Dust: An Elysian Tale
Have you ever wanted to play as a talking, anthropomorphic version of Link? Is your tolerance for cheesy dialogue and angsty characters high enough for you to watch Zero No Tsukaima? Does the idea of...
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What’s Killing My Social Life This Week – Dustforce
Are you an obsessive-compulsive nerd that won’t put the controller/mouse/spiderman joystick down until they get 100% completion in a game? Do you spend the first 3 hours of your day disinfecting every...
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What’s Killing My Social Life This Week – Thief
Have you ever wanted to play as Batman? Does his macho gritty voice fill you with unrestrained enthusiasm? Do you like dull, one-dimensional characters designed to appeal to the largest of...
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The Fairy Wizard’s April Fool’s Day Top 5 Anime Countdown
Now I know I usually do game-related stuff and thus, this is rather irregular. I also know that this is pretty much wandering into foreign and terrifying territory for me, so I’m not sure how helpful...
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Building Your Own Lightsaber on a Budget!
Happy Monday Evil Geeks! To commemorate Star Wars day, we’ve got a guest post for you from our friend Haggis from Haggisandtoast. Anyway, looks like he’s found a way for you to become a badass Sith...
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What’s Killing My Social Life This Week – The Five Nights at Freddie’s Series
Uhhh….hello? Hello hello? Hello and welcome to a quick analysis of the Five Nights at Freddy’s games! As a gamer that also studies game design, this series has been fascinating to me. Not because it’s...
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Tales From Westeros – Hardhome
“Hardhome” hits home….hard. Throughout this season we have had something that we haven’t had in a while in Game of Thrones, being able to concentrate on four or five characters and their motivations...
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Tales From Westeros – The Dance of Dragons
This week’s episode was rough, guys. I thought this show had done it all to me after the Red Wedding, the Purple Wedding, the goddamn Beige wedding for all I care, but this week’s big death was pretty...
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Tales From Westeros – Mother’s Mercy
Hello all and apologies for the wait. And thus, another season has come and gone like the Dornish wind, as it howled on its way out. Before I get into things, I’d like to say I appreciate the...
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Robocop Vs. The Faulty Ramp
The most brilliant joke about the comedy film, “Robocop”, and make no mistake, it is a comedy, is the faulty ramp. The faulty ramp happens very early in the story, but as Syd Field says, you can...
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Doctober Spotlight – Dr. Julius No
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming for a special Doctober showcase from first-time contributor Nicknack Tabasco. My relationship with Ian Fleming’s James Bond dates back to the late...
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Reviews From the Crypt – American Vampire
Let’s have a nice warm welcome for our newest contributor here at evilgeeks.com, Flaccid Snake. You’d be a fool not to read the following review. This is the first collection of the (2010) comic book...
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Evil Movie Preview: The Summer of 2016 By Ian J. Malone
Greetings, Evil Geeks! First off, let me say what a pleasure it is to be posting on this blog. As some of you know, I’ve been on here before, first as the subject of a book review from Arthur Harkness...
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Tales From Westeros – Kissed By Fire
Tell me—have you ever been kissed by fire? Sandor Clegane has. Also known as the Hound, as a child his big brother Gregor shoved Sandor’s face in the flames, essentially creating the sarcastic, cruel,...
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Tales From Westeros – The Climb
Season 3 of Game of Thrones has been steadily building steam—in advancing the plot, character development, and intrigue. There is some fresh blood in the form of new, witty members of both the highest...
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Tales From Westeros – Season 6- Episode 1- The Red Woman
Hello all and welcome to another season of Game of Thrones! I’m your humble reviewer of all things Westeros, Zach P.! First off, I’d like to extend a massive thanks to C. Mart for allowing me to come...
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Tales From Westeros – Season 6, Episode 2: Home and Episode 3: Oathbreaker
Hey guys, so obviously there was no review last week for the titanic episode “Home” because I was caught up with my final exams and turning in my senior thesis, so in order to preserve my sanity, the...
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Tales From Westeros – Season 6 – Episode 4 – The Book of the Stranger
Hey guys, its Zach P. back at it again and what an episode this week. Got some pretty major tonal shifts happening and we all know what that means: big things on the horizon. This week we saw some...
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Tales From Westeros – Season 6, Episode 7: The Broken Man
Hello all and welcome to another entry in the ever growing “Tales from Westeros”. Episode 7. That’s right. Only three more weeks of Thrones for this season, which means things are going to start...
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Tales From Westeros – Season 6 – Episode 8 – No One
What’s going on my beautiful Thrones fanatics? Another entry in “Tales From Westeros” is coming your way. This week’s episode had some pretty big changes, so let’s get right to them. As always, this...
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Tales From Westeros – Season 6 – Episode 9 – Battle of the Bastards
Oh my oh my, is it a great week to be a Thrones fan. What’s up, guys its Zach P. and if you can’t tell I’m pretty excited about how this week’s episode turned out. Let’s dive right into the epic...
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Tales From Westeros – Season 6- Episode 10- The Winds of Winter
What’s up you guys, its Zach P. back for the final installment in “Tales from Westeros” for this season and coming off of the explosive episode 9, episode 10 manages to be as explosive (heh). Before I...
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Evil Movie Review: Ghostbusters (2016)
Last Thursday night, I went with my daughter and some friends to see the new Ghostbusters. I am a die hard fan of the original Ghostbusters (GB84). When I first heard that a new movie was being made,...
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Evil Movie Review: Suicide Squad
Last Thursday night I went to see Suicide Squad (SS). All in all, I liked the film. It passed my all important “How many times did I look at my watch” test with a score of 0. It was fun to watch and...
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Natural 20: A D&D Tale
To some folks when they hear the name of “Dungeons and Dragons” they either remember the 80s cartoon, or the cringe worthy movie starring Jeremy Irons. Regardless of where you have heard the name,...
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A Strange Theory About a Gem
(Spoilers ahead…..duh!) Doctor Strange has hit theaters, introducing us all to the next Infinity gem: the Time Gem. Locked inside the Eye of Agamotto, the time Gem allows Strange to defeat the entity...
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What Do You Want for Geeks-Mas? Part 2: Ultimate Wish List
Hey there, Evil Geeks! Today, guest writer Jaye is taking us on a tour of her ultimate holiday wishlist! Jaye’s Christmas List As my wife and I have tried our damnedest to minimize consumption and...
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May the 4th Be With You: Ewoks… I Guess
It’s May 4th, and that means one thing is on everyone’s mind, Star Wars. I’m here today to tell you what is, undeniably, the absolute best Star Wars movie of all time. As many of you may be expecting,...
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MAGFest – Cabinets, Concerts, and Colossus Yells!
MAGFest is a music and gaming convention that took place the first weekend of 2020. I went to it almost blind; I had heard a lot from friends about it, and their thoughts ranged from, “it’s a cult,...
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